

Well world my time in Rome has quickly come to an end as well as my amount of money in my pocket... sooo I started to think of things to do on the cheap side. My friend suggested us going to the beach for a day trip. We get up at what I would call an ungodly hour, just so you know that means that it was really like 9:30, and hop onto a train that is an hour outside of Rome. We get there and it’s nothing more than a simple little beach town, but it could have been Shangri-La.
Sooooo the search for food continues... this time it was me and one of my girlfriends and we head out to this restaurant. Where you can get a full meal for 10 euro... Some wine, a main dish, and a side order. We weren’t really hungry and it was a great deal. So we arrive and the restaurant is completely empty as if they were about to close, but I asked if they were open and the waiter ushered us to seats. We then informed him of the deal that they were having and he consented to taking our order.
He then offered this appetizer, which we thought can with the meal so we both consented. The wine starting flowing and our food starting coming out. The first thing was extremely similar to bruschetta. Both there was also an extremely cool assortment of olives and smoked meat.... our main dishes came out and the wine continued to be poured. So we are talking and he is continually coming over and asking us about Brush and Obama and making slightly racist jokes about how I would support Obama because I’m Black and my friend because she is White would support Bush it was something special to say the least.
And I starting noticing that every time the waiter came back that he was slowly takings articles of clothes off. First it was his tie then, his vest, and then his shirt was unbuttoned. I was realizing that the restaurant was closed but he had served us so it was his fault. Anyway after salting the potatoes (which I have learn in this country they really don’t believe in
crazy man who was trying to get me and my friend drunk. So we finally get the bill types and happy... guess what it was... I can sure as hell tell you that it was not 10 euro it was about 52 euro. It turns out that the appetizer and the dessert were about 8 dollars apiece. So we muster
up the money to pay the bill and the guy takes the money, we expect change back because we paid about 6 euro over what was due... we wait and then continue to wait and have this ask this crazy ass guy for our change. I couldn’t believe it you don’t tip in this country and really in all of Italy so that fact the he tried to pocket that money pissed me off... but then even crazier is the fact that when he brought us change back it was about 4 Euro more than we actually needed sooo.... we left him a 2 euro tip and left with the extra money all in all an awesome night right??? Why Do I Think God Has A Really Awesome Sense Of Humor???
......... Now let me explain to you that I’m not complaining because these trains run into all of the best cities in Europe and for the cost it’s amazing. I’m just given you a PSA that you need to be prepared for the craziness that might ensue... Let’s see Anecdote #1: If you didn’t know now you do Europe is full of Gypsies (which I understand is not really the PC term for it but that’s the only name I know), they are amazing extortionists and pick pockets. Well after failing twice at
finding the right car to sit in we found one. And as we are settling in this woman screams and I quote "get your fucking hand out of my purse" it turns out one of these gypsies were trying to steal from her.
Sooo I went to Venice with a friend of mine last weekend and it was amazing and ridiculous. You might not know but I’m clearly a Pisces, which means that I’m a water sign. Something about being around all that water was amazing. You leave the train station (and side note about the train its crazy and an experience all in itself.... I’ll explain later) and all you see is this amazing Canal.
Of course they don’t have streets because all the canals serve as their streets and the rest of the city is a maze of alleys and beautiful nooks. Not to sound like a tourist type but literally the best
thing I did was get my ass utterly lost at times in this city. I found shops, artist, alleys that made me wanna post up and smoke a cigarette just cause I was there. This city resulted in an outpour
of emotion that I haven’t felt from a city in years and it was sooo beautiful. On top of this the shops I found deep in the back alleys of Italy were things like the mask shops. Apparently there is a huge epic with the city... the people who open shops on the strip are not authentic Venetian Artist. The import mass produce products from China. The locals are sooo upset because they handmade and paint their masks. Each one is just a little different from the other.......
......... Sooo found myself in one of these shops and I was let loose among things that only my deepest imagination could create. Colors and shapes clean lines and geometric shapes, gothic inspirations, and the romantics of an artist each piece in this shop kinda man be shiver. And by the time I was done well let’s say that sooo was my credit card. But I wasn’t ripped off cause I got sooo much stuff that it will equal out in my mind, and in the end that’s all that matters. Sometimes Is Hiding Behind Something Your Greatest Form Of Expression???